Terra’s Terrible Cuisine Choice
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This is Terra. She is a nice girl. She has a beautiful daughter and a handsome husband. She lives in a normal neighborhood and works with me at a very run-of-the-mill place. “What” you might ask, “is so special about Terra then?” Well, I will tell you friends. Terra is a monster. A beast some might say. Terra, without regard to her personal safety (or hygiene) ate a live cricket. This is how it all started…
Terra decided to stand up against the invasion of crickets here at Humphrey & Associates because she is that kind of a person. She is also the kind of person that likes to make an easy $200!
Not wanting to miss any action, I bought my Cricket Ticket.
And waited for the show to begin. These were the rules:
1. Terra must eat a live cricket.
2. She must chew three (3) times and swallow.
3. She must show us that her mouth is empty.
4. She must wait 30 seconds after swallowing to eat or drink anything.
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| The Cricket! |
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| The crowd! |
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| The cash! |
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| Cricket in hand! |
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| Chew three times! |
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| Smile like a champ! |
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| "For real, when is thirty seconds up?" |
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| Pepsi and a honeybun to wash it all down. |
Nice work Terra! I told you I would make you famous on my blog if you did it! I don’t know if cricket eating is exactly what you would want to be made famous for, but, hey, take what you can get!
If you want to watch the video the link is here.
For the rest of you who don’t know Terra, she really is normal (-ish) and does have a beautiful little girl. Oh, you want some proof of her normalcy. Ok.
Here is Terra last Tuesday at work.
And here is Terra last year at the company Christmas party:
And here is Terra this morning:
See, she is a pretty everyday kind of girl.
Alright, alright. Terra just makes it too easy sometimes with her Facebook pictures! Here is the real Terra,
Isn’t she a gorgeous girl? And here is my absolute favorite picture of her daughter,
Beautiful girl, just like her Momma!
Nice work eating a live cricket, Terra. Enjoy your well deserved money!
Nothing about her fantabulously supportive husband? He must be a really great guy if he stays with the individual portrayed in the above blog.
ReplyDeleteDouche ^ aka Night Ninja
ReplyDeleteQuestion - What is her position at work? And why so many costumes at work?
ReplyDeleteNatalie: This is Terra the person written in the blog. I am an Admin Assistant. Been here for 7 years. The pictures were taken 3 years ago in a costume store. My sisters and I were just acting silly. Michelle did a REALLY good job at making me look really stupid ha ha. It's alright, all in the name of fun ha ha.
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